Tuesday, November 3, 2009

BATMAN & ROBIN REDUX.

EXHIBIT A

This fine young Robin kept saying how he finally found his Batman when I ran into him on Halloween night. He seemed a little too happy to see me... so I pummeled him into the asphalt. Why? Because I'M BATMAN and I work alone!


Joking aside, there are many reasons ROBIN would be difficult to translate into a serious film version aka the Nolan-Verse (refer to exhibit A above). But what's life without challenges. If handled properly Robin could be iconic. It would be like Obi-Wan Training Anakin... only significantly cooler. Robin exists for two reasons: To humanize Batman and ultimately make Bats realize he's mortal. 

Your Friend,

D.

Monday, November 2, 2009

AFTER BATMAN ARRESTED ERNIE & BERT SESAME STREET WAS NEVER THE SAME.

I bashed their heads together a moment later.

In the Years after the Double Homicide of famed Gotham socialites Thomas & Martha Wayne, Sesame Street came to be known as Crime Alley. Seen here in a rare Photo, The Batman apprehends the fiendish serial killer team known only as Ernie & Bert aka The Sesame Street Killers.

Your Friend,

D.

BATMAN'S GALLERY OF ROGUES

Creepy-ass scarecrow. A combination of the comic book and film Scarecrow. F-ing cool.


Selina Kyle aka Catwoman and my Goth Harlequin. Catwoman made her own costume. Great job Selina!

Chumming around with Nurse Joker... Before I gave him a beat down.

Another Catwoman. Seems to be a preponderance of Catwomen in Los Angeles. Saw loads of Catwomen prowling the streets. Some may have been hookers. My precious Harley is by my side enjoying the threesome.

I Believe in Harvey Dent. Then I gave him a beat-down, while feeling sorry for the good lawyer he used to be.


Poison Ivy needs stairmaster and possibly a sex change operation. Goth Harlequin particularly loves this picture.

My arch-enemy cowering in fear as I prepare to beat the smile out of him.

Ran into a bunch of supervillains on Halloween Night. It was a great day to be a bad guy. Awesome costumes all around. I don't care what anybody says but BATMAN has the best Rogue's Gallery of any hero in existence. Hands down. No other hero even comes close. You Spidey fans don't even try. No competition.

Your Friend,

D.

BATMAN VS JOKER

The Long Halloween.

I can't tell you how many people wanted to take pictures with "BATMAN." The enduring popularity of the character is undeniable. They will make a 100 Bat-films and they will all be profitable. People went nuts when I started pummeling The JOKER (play fighting with my brother-in-law). Everybody started snapping away, as they witnessed what I like to call the atomic bomb of superhero vs supervillain confrontations: BATMAN VS JOKER.

Everyone had a great time.

Your Friend,

D. 

WORLD'S FINEST.

Batman and Superman seen together on Halloween Night.

When I was a kid my mom would take me to the local convenience store after a visit to the dentist. I hated going to the dentist and as a reward for going, mom allowed me to choose a comic book after the dreaded dental visit. I clearly remember the first time I saw a WORLD'S FINEST comic book on the stands. It was 50 cents and had both BATMAN & SUPERMAN on the cover. It nearly blew my mind. Two of my favorite Superheroes in the same book?! Impossible! I picked it up and tore through it dozens of times. That comic kicked ass. I still own it. Until this day I love seeing DC's two Heavy Hitters work together. Maybe one day we'll see it on the big screen. Now that would be Rad!

Your Friend,

D.

BATMAN VS RORSCHACH


The Two Darkest Characters to hit the streets come together for one night only. If they would actually work together it would be THE LONGEST HALLOWEEN. This would make a cool Elseworld's team up comic.

Your Friend,

D.

FAVORITE PIC OF THE EVENING (HALLOWEEN NIGHT).



This is hands down my favorite Photo of the evening. Me and my own Goth Harlequin on Santa Monica Blvd. Perfect Moment on a Perfect Night.

Lots more pics coming soon. Got to hang with a ton of SuperFriends on Halloween.

Your Friend,

D.